Description

Scanning for common sense… none detected. Sounds about right. This women’s V-neck features bold, colorful typography declaring what you’ve been thinking since approximately forever — that common sense is a rare commodity and it is nowhere to be found. The vibrant pink, gold, and teal lettering with festive little flourishes makes the roast feel almost cheerful. Almost.

The relaxed fit and buttery-soft fabric mean you’ll look effortlessly put together while silently questioning everyone around you. The V-neck adds just enough polish to say “I have standards” — which, clearly, is more than most people can claim.

The Vibe: For the woman who’s tired of explaining the obvious. For the mum who’s answered “but why?” one too many times today. For anyone who’s watched someone microwave aluminium foil and thought “…we’re doomed.” This is your uniform now.

The Details (For the Rare Ones Who Read):

• Heather colors: 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester — aka ridiculously soft
• Lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles yarn diameter for a smooth, premium feel
• Relaxed fit — because you’re tense enough dealing with everyone else
• Flattering V-neck silhouette
• Side-seamed construction for a clean, no-twist fit
• Sourced from Nicaragua

Complete the Collection: Pair it with our Common Sense Sweatshirt for when the temperature drops but the stupidity doesn’t.

This product is made to order — reducing overproduction and waste. See? Common sense does exist. You’re wearing it.