Description

For everyone who’s ever been on hold for 47 minutes just to update their address.

The official uniform of Australia’s most exclusive club — one that somehow everyone’s been a member of at least once. Whether you’re currently navigating the labyrinth, survived it and lived to tell the tale, or just appreciate quality bureaucratic satire, this shirt speaks fluent “yeah, nah, I get it.”

Perfect for: anyone who knows the MyGov login struggle is real, people whose sense of humor got darker during a phone queue, Australians with opinions about government agencies, mates who’ve earned their stripes in the waiting room, and literally anyone who’s ever thought “living the dream” while filling out form B-394.

The Actual Product Specs (No 47-Minute Wait Required)

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. (Much like your faith in streamlined government services.)